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Unicorns and Pandas: Friends or Foes?

A complicated question that has plagued unicorn scientists for ages is the old question: are unicorns and pandas friends, or are they foes? I myself cannot answer this question, though I do have some theories.

1) Unicorns and pandas must be friends because unicorns are naturally every animal’s friend (unless you are a lion).

2) Unicorns and pandas are foes because unicorns have a natural need to refuel their magical powers with the blood of Asian mammals.

3) Unicorns and pandas are foes because pandas are naturally aggressive towards all other creatures (except the red panda).

I hope that my theories have helped to expand your ideas on the nature of this relationship of nature. That is all for right now.

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5 Responses to “Unicorns and Pandas: Friends or Foes?”


  1. 1 cococoaltrain
    April 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Did you edit the panda in the first photo?

  2. 3 Darbysaur!
    October 4, 2011 at 8:48 am

    Unicorns and friends with Pandas, but Pandas aren’t friends with Unicorns because they are jealous of the Unicorn’s majesty.


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