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Cast list,

Mother (Susan) – Sophia

Father (Tom) – N/A

Isabelle (Protagonist) – Brianna

The White Unicron – Adam

COME ON PEOPLE WE NEED A FATHER.

Good vs Evil Unicorns: Vol. 7 – The Metamorphosis

“Ugh. Lurr. Eh. Where am I? It’s so dark in here. And I appear to have no control over my internal dialogue. This is terrifying.”

“Muhuwawawaha. You, Roberto, are stuck in my secret lair of darkness and despair. There is no escape from this hell!”

The time had finally come. After weeks of waiting, Destructicorn was able to realize his dream of stepping on Roberto’s face.

But Roberto wasn’t struggling to escape. Destructicorn looked down, and Roberto was glowing. “What’s goin- ?” Destructicorn attempted to spit out.

The lair filled with light, and the ground shook, knocking Destructicorn off of his feet.

“Oh god, no. No no no. This wasn’t supposed to happen. The metamorphosis is complete!”

A Non-Inclusive Guide to Unicorn Apparel, Part One: The Cotton Factory

Good morrow, unicorn lovers. I know what you’re thinking. “Hey Adam, I wonder how I can show the world that I love really enjoy unicorns.” No need to wonder any longer. There is a simple answer to your inquisitive thought: the t-shirt. The t-shirt is the apparel of choice for people who have something to say. It’s the bumper sticker of the fashion world!

In order to help the average unicorn lover find their way around the t-shirt world, I’ve come up with this short and non-inclusive guide to some unicorn apparel. Stop one: The Cotton Factory. The Cotton Factory sells t-shirts that have things on them. This is a good sign!

link: http://store.cottonfactory.com/cf-1145.html

Three unicorns on one shirt! What a steal! Done in an old fashioned wood carving or tapestry style, this shirt features three pictures of unicorns put together kind of like a comic strip. The first unicorn is described with a the word “alicorn,” which is the word used to designate the unicorn’s horn. But I bet you already knew that, you unicorn scholar!

link: http://store.cottonfactory.com/cf-947.html

What a straightforward shirt! A picture of a beautiful, psychedelic unicorn along with the message “I believe”. People will see that you are serious about your beliefs once you wear this shirt! No longer will they laugh when you say you read/contribute to a unicorn blog. In fact, they will take you more seriously when you wear this shirt, and maybe even hit you. Don’t let the nay-sayers oppress your beliefs!

link: http://store.cottonfactory.com/cf-796.html

This is a shirt for the more hardcore individuals in the audience. What is more hardcore than a unicorn vomiting all your over shirt? Nothing, especially if it’s after a night of heavy drinking. Remember: drink responsibly, and never drink and perform magical rituals underneath the full moon in the dark forest of Netherweld.

everyone poops trailer

where the wild things are

everyone poops

Cold War Unicorns – Freedom Orgins

Upon hearing whisperings of a secret Unicorn project at the Kremlin, the Director of the Freedom Lab decided to set out to investigate such claims.

“It’s true,” said his personal spy/assistant/lover, “and it’s glorious!”
“Damn,” he said. “We must have one.”

“We will create one!” he shouted. “Get my men on it immediately with help from your stolen plans!”
“Yes, sir/gentleman lover!”

Several months passed until the project was heard of again. Finally, the Director was called into the lab.
“We have done it,” his soon-to-be-wife said. “But I warn you, she may be blinding.”
“Oh God, it is magnificent!”

“She is Freedom.”

Cold War Unicorns – Commie Orgins

Stalin paced his office, thinking about the Cold War. The year was 1960, and the USSR needed an edge.

The Director of the Secret Weapons Creation Lab was watching him. All of her weapons had failed them in the past – the umbrella gun, the book grenade, the nuclear tissue. But this day, she promised she could do better.

Three days later, she had drawn up a prototype. Though not impressed, Stalin let her finish the project anyway.

Several weeks after that, Stalin had mostly forgotten about the project. Until he was called down to the Secret Weapons Creation Lab.
“This,” the Lab Director said, “will blow your mind.”

“Ta dah!” she shouted.
“Oh, Marx! Is that a unicorn!?” Stalin exclaimed.

“Not only is he a unicorn. He’s a Commiecorn.”