“UNICORNS ARE REAL DAMMIT” screams this punk pin, leaving no room for debate. Pin have long been the preferred mediums for punks with opinions, with everything from “Students Against Sweat Shops” to “Help Smokey Prevent Forest Fires”.
So if you’re a hardcore punk rocker who enjoys the Ramones and the Sex Pistols, and you also love unicorns, you might want to check out this pin. It is the perfect way to both express your belief in unicorns and show off your angry demeanor.
The Unicorn movie has hit an awkward snag due to personal matters. I’m very sorry to disappoint all of you who were looking forward to it, but mark my words, it will come!
PS: Who knew Beyblades had a unicorn in it?
The White Unicorn
The Unicorn was not white.
Who even said that? It was brown.
It was brown as dirt.
Little Princess awoke from her nap with a strange tingly feeling. “Oh no,” she thought. “Ricardo!”
Little Princess flew through the air towards where she supposed Destructicorn’s secret lair was.
Shaking with nervousness, Little Princess stood outside the door of the lair.
“Destructicorn? Are you okay?”
“Urrgh augh laur wurr.” Destructicorn nodded his head in the direction of where Roberto once was.
“Oh dear! I’m going blind!”
There, in all its glory, was what was once a young Latino boy.
“Sorry about the glow. I’m not quite sure how to control my own bodily functions yet.”
“Well… I don’t even know what to call you anymore.”
“I’m not Roberto, that’s for sure. For one, now I’m a unicorn.”
“In the scrolls, they call someone like you a unigod.”
“A unigod… hmm.” The Unigod thought for a while. “I think I need to leave.”
As the Unigod stood at the top of the mountain. “Goodbye, Little Princess. Thank you for all your help. I’m sure we’ll meet again someday.” And so, the Unigod flew off into the clouds, leaving Little Princess and Destructicorn to fend for themselves.
This is the end of this chapter of Good vs Evil Unicorns. Check out the Good vs Evil category in the sidebar to read the whole series again.
Dodge ball the movie: I’d give it somewhere between a 4-7/10. But this was before I realized the movie supported unicorns. Now, if you are ignorant to the subject of this movie, you might not understand the first half of this literature.
Kate, the bi-sexual female on the team (played by Christine Taylor), has a particular obsession with a certain type of horned horses. Of course, I speak of unicorns. Her house is fully decked out in unicorn apparel. Although there is no mention of her actually supporting the revival of unicorns into public society, it is strongly implied that she is a unicorn believer.
Here we have a scene from the movie in Kate's home.
Now of course you want your home to look like this, so I have some wonderful links of where you can get some of these fabulous finds.
Here we have an extremely handsome unicorn touch lamp. It features a mother unicorn and her daughter unicorn in a moon lite puddle. This is a must for any unicorn lover who finds knobs to be very irritating when you have messy fingers.
http://www.wrapables.com/jsp/ProductDetail.jsp?ProductCode=C54330&cate3=010402
Next we have a whimsical embroidered unicorn pillow. It is functional in the most dire situation of fashion and comfort. It features appleton’s wool and a beautiful color scheme that could make any room a relaxing sanctuary.
http://www.theneedleworkshow.com/cgi-bin/detailc.pl?520-leo324-04
And last but not least we have a unicorn bust that is just radiating class. When this bust is equipped to any room, it will give it a feeling of warmth that no other bust could. It struts the classic unicorn look in an old-timely carousel type theme. Truly this is a work of the gods themselves.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16969996
Some of you may be aware of a webcomic called Questionable Content. Throughout the almost 1500 strips, there are several references to unicorns. This is just one of those many strips:
As you can see, this strip treats unicorns relatively respectfully. Although set in a mythical and mystical setting, they do not say that unicorns do not exist. Merely, they state that they are existing in this mythical world, apparently derived from Dune. In fact, the characters put unicorns, ponies, and giraffes on the same plane of existence. If that isn’t respect, I don’t know what is.
Dear Unicorn Scholar,
There has been much controversy in my immediate family recently about the proper word for a group of unicorns. For example, there are a pride of lions, a murder of crows, a school of fish, etc, but what about unicorns? I thought……since you’re an expert on the subject and everything…well…could you help me?
Many regards,
Cane of E’s
Well, Cane of E’s,
the answer is a simple one. Though the term is not often used in popular culture, due to the fact that unicorns existing is no longer a widely-accepted theorem, a group of unicorns is known as a blessing. No, I’m not trying to be cute, though I am wildly succeeding. But seriously, when referring to more than one unicorn, it is proper to say that they are a blessing of unicorns. One example: “Hey, Cane of E’s, I saw a blessing of unicorns crossing the highway yesterday.” Another example: “Hey, Cane of E’s, I have an entire blessing of unicorns for that unicorn photo shoot you were talking about at Dave’s party. You’re welcome.”
Forever here to answer your questions,
Unicorn Scholar
There once was a unicorn Bill
Who had trouble climbing a hill
He fell all the way down
While his horn stabbed a clown
But he did not aim to kill
The other day I found this book at a local book depository. Though due to run ins with the book keepers, I was unable to check out the book, I was able to snap this picture on a small, concealed phone. Doing some quick work on the internet revealed this website: http://www.unicornchronicles.com/, an unofficial site for the book series. Any serious unicorn reader will want to check this series out!
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