For a long time, unicorns have been hunted down by their natural predator, the dragon. The unicorn race was afraid of the flesh seeking horrors, and searched for a way to rid themselves of the nightmarish creatures. In the late Jurassic Period, the unicorns hatched a plan. The plan was to hide themselves from the dragons in the waters of the oceans. Two thirds of the unicorn population transformed themselves into horned fish, narwhals, but the silly things never made a counter charm, so they were stuck that way!
You might ask your self “How can I believe that narwhals are actually a type of unicorn?”, Well, I have some undeniable proof.
#1 UNICORNS AND NARWHALS BOTH HAVE MAGICAL HORNS.
#2 NARWHALS ARE IN THE MAGIC TRADING CARD GAME, PROVING THAT THEY IN FACT HAVE MAGICAL POWERS.
If this is not enough proof to show that unicorns and narwhals are related for you, I don’t think you’re cut out for the hardcore world of unicorns.
a. cecil
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I believe that I am now officially convinced…
the connection is infallible!
This is so true. We worked on the narwhal together. Thank God, the narwhal escaped extinction from human predators who killed off the unicorns for their magican horns.
Yes! Oh my god. I’ve been saying the say thing and no one believes me!
Unicorns are awesome. I have some in my back woods area.
Don’t be stupid, Narwhals DON’T exist!
Has anyone even ever seen a narwhal in person? hmmm
Unless youve been to the Arctic, you wouldn’t have seen them in person. Duh. They’re actual creatures, they’re mammals.
No shit they’re mammals.